The first two series were fine, fun, entertaining and had an element of mystery that the viewer was trying to work out throughout the series, and then came to a satisfactory conclusion at the end when everything was made clear. The last and final series of the show however, was so hard to understand, so 'abstract', that it even took a newspaper to write an article explaining to its readers what on earth had actually happened in the series, and what on earth that ending had to do with... anything?
Why was the series so hard to understand? Why was the storyline so abstract?
The writers had run out of ideas.
In fact, all the way through history you see abstraction appearing whenever the ideas dry up. When people have done everything there is to do, they start doing things nobody had until then thought about - because they were simply crap ideas, they weren't even ideas, they were just crap. It goes round in circles like fashion, but sometimes that circle has a huge kink in it, and before we get back to what came first, everyone has to hop on a little bus that detours to look at the beauty of nothing.
Which by the way, isn't very beautiful.
I'm thinking about the Renaissance and Mannerism here. When Michelangelo had designed and created some groundbreaking works which looked amazing and fitted in with the classical style, he ran out of new ideas. So he started messing around with architectural elements, putting niches and columns in the wrong places, adding unnecessary details and subverting traditions. The result wasn't anything that looked any better than what had gone previously, all he created was odd rooms that were unsettling on the viewer and, simply, didn't work.
But he did this because he didn't want to keep doing the same old thing - even if it looked better than his later work.
The classical architects from Roman times had worked out what dimensions worked on the eye and what didn't. There isn't much scope for development if people all keep having normal human brains.
This was called Mannerism, and appeared all over Italian art in the 16th century, characterised by the heightened use of colour, the elongated human figure, and the exaggeration of everything.
Same thing with Titian. You take a look at his early work, its neat and contained, but as his style progresses, the more and more abstract his style becomes. To the point that one of his late works could be mistaken for an entirely abstract painting if you were to zoom in on any area of the work where you would find wild and weird colours and broad brush strokes.
Take this theory forward a few hundred years to the beginning of the 20th century and you find exactly the same thing again.
Monet makes a storm in the art world with his work 'Impressionist Sunrise'. Why was that such a storm? When you consider what the French art establishment wanted to look at, uniform neat and precise paintings in a very traditional style which harks back to the Renaissance masters, you discover Monets impressionist style with heightened colours and brush strokes was very revolutionary.
And as this new impressionist style developed slowly the brush strokes become broader, even more free, and the colours become further distorted. We have reached pure abstraction. The impressionists had run out of ideas. There was no where else for impressionism to go.
And ever since the impressionists ran out of ideas, abstraction has never gone further than Rothco or Warhol. Who both managed to create paintings which were just one colour. Amazing. You can't get any further abstract than a single colour on a canvas.
So where else does abstraction exist?
It exists everywhere. Architecture, painting, sculpture and music. Most especially in the modern western world where the arts have 1000 years of progression. And now the ideas have run rather dry.
Music provides an excellent example of abstraction. Through the ages, before the 20th century, music followed conventional forms. These forms developed, new cadences gained popularity, and much like all the other arts, styles followed fashion.
But in the 19th century, composers suddenly found that there were no new musical forms to be discovered. There were no new instrumental inventions. Everything was the same.
A dilema for some visionary composers. Take 'The Rite of Spring' by Stravinsky. He took the helm and decided to use the bassoon out of its normal tonal range. By doing so he achieved a new sound, and was able to exploit the new sound for compositional purpose. The Rite of Spring was a ballet, and not only the music was going someway towards abstraction, but so was the choreography of dance.
As music continues to 'develop' further (or become increasingly difficult to listen to without ear muffs), modern composers have had to rework what was conventional, creating whole new scales called modes on which to base their compositions. Or just slam together whatever and present it as music.
Thomas Ades is a particular pioneer of modern music. However, modern compositions do not follow any symmetry, because of course all the symmetrical forms have already been worked out, the result is that most modern classical music is near on unlistenable. The reason why modern classical music is unlistenable is because the brain continually looks for symmetry in everything it sees or hears, thats why the Colosseum in Rome looks great, and the Lloyds Building in London looks shit.
So why does Thomas Ades write music that makes no sense?
Modern Classical music has run out of ideas, and lots of rich 'cultured' people must pretend that what makes no sense is pure genius.
In fact the only reason abstraction exists and continues to thrive is because people are worried that if they say they don't like it they lose their friends. You could say it's a bit of a class issue.
But the honest truth is, nobody really likes abstraction - at least abstraction that looks and sounds crap - and people like Thomas Ades have conned us all into thinking it's something to be marvelled at and admired - even appreciated! Mad.
I know people don't like modern music, because I also know we all have similar brains, and as mentioned before, the brain seeks out symmetry and finds abstraction difficult to deal with.
What about popular music?
You remember that band Blur? They did a few good albums, produced a new genre in music and wrote some cracking songs.
But again, they ran out of ideas. They took a trip to the middle east and recorded a load of rubbish in an effort to find a new sound and somehow progress musically as a band. Shame it never really works when you literally have no more ideas. People still believed this was a great work - because people like to pretend somewhere in abstraction is genius.
Take the Rolling Stones' 'Exile on Main Street'. That album is 'hard to listen to'. There aren't any good songs on it. But still, films are made about it, people hoot about it being a work of genius. But secretly, everybody knows, its not actually very good. When writing the songs they resorted to writing random phrases out and sticking them together in an exhaustive effort to create some sort of song. The Rolling Stones, had run out of ideas.
The Who released an album recently. No one bought it. It was abstract because they'd run out of ideas, ideas which only existed when in their youth.
Paul Macartney also released a new album recently, another abstract work, and like the stones, read out random bits of poetry in an effort to create songs. The fact is, he's already written everything he can think of. And the only way to write anything else, is to make it abstract.
But thats not to say abstraction is necessarily bad. Monet's paintings look good, Rothco's works look good, Albert Irvin's paintings look good too, and there are numerous examples of modern architecture that look good. Abstraction comes in different forms, but strangely in music, abstraction is the hardest to take. Sometimes abstraction can be original, it can be used to deconstruct things to their simplest form, and of course there are multiple examples one could provide of abstraction which does have meaning. But usually only early abstraction has meaning, later abstraction is just a lack of ideas.
In a lot of art films also, directors rely on abstraction to convey what isn't really there, but manage to con people into thinking what actually is rubbish, is in fact incredible genius.
There is one film however, which on initial inspection is 'abstract', 2001: A Space Odyssey.
But this film is just minimalist. The film is a work of genius, not mistaken genius like a lot of other abstract work, but incredible genius in the clever use of metaphors and a very solid narrative underpinning the visually stunning film. Thats one of the reasons I admire this film so much, because what Kubrick did was strip everything down to it's simplest form. What one director would have done using a two minute montage showing the progression from ape to space, Kubrick did with a single shot. Thats not abstraction, that is pure genius.
We have one of the finest murder scenes in cinematic history in this film also. No stabbing, no blood, just simple beeping sounds accompanied by the familiar image of a graph showing heart rate etc slowing down to a single dead line. No embellishment, no explanation, no movement, just a series of shots to show the simplest murder scene ever.
To avoid running out of ideas, people invent. Take 3D for example. Television manufacturers are just catching on after developing HD televisions. It's the next big thing, and pretty much the only way television sets can go. After high quality images, comes a new type of image.
It's now just a question of what comes after 3D? Probably 5K screens (thats about as detailed a picture as you can possibly get and what a lot of films are now being shot in with digital technology). And what comes after that? Who knows. But because televisions are commercial, you can bet your bottom dollar they won't touch abstraction with a barge pole.
But in the mean time, I think abstraction has gotten boring. Art is moving forwards again, and it's past that kink in the circle. Look forward to more conventional painting, visually stunning films and installations, which are accessible, skilful and symmetrical and follow what the brain wants to see. Not what the artist pretends you should be seeing.
(additional content from Livvy Harman)